Gather โround young and old, itโs time to recant faded and torn advertisements found between the pages of your favorite (and forgotten) comic book characters. While this character is simply not forgotten, this version certainly is. Itโs Green Goblin #1 released October 1995! The Green Goblin is what happens when your worst midlife crisis gets …
The Ninja Turtle Guide To Murder & Violence
Unfortunately we cannot be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Can we be teenagers? Definitely. Can we be mutants? Arguably. Turtles? I mean, spiritually. Ninjas? You bet your sweet bippy we can be ninjas. And who better to teach us than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themselves?! Well probably Master Splinter. But in 1986 Solson Publications took it upon themselves to release several …
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Wrath of Doughboy
Ad Nauseam: WWF BATTLEMANIA #1ย
Well let me tell you somethinโ, BROTHER! Ad Nauseam is back and bigger than ever, dude! Iโm grabbinโ comic books by the neck and lifting them above my head to the screams of 10,000 Ad-a-manics. Iโm crackinโ these guys open and pulling out some crunchy pages of pure consumer capitalism, JACK! Weโre talkinโ toys, video …
Summer of Superman
You guys see that? Up in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, Itโs SUPERMAN. This summer marks the return of Superman in his first solo film since 2013โs Man of Steel. And, judging by the previews, optimism, humor, and f***ing color is coming with him. Love him or not, Superman …

