Welcome back to another dated and musty edition of Ad Nauseam! The only series of articles on the internet dedicated to digging through comic book advertisements for the sole purpose of directionless rambling disguised as โinformativeโ nostalgia. Itโs less an informative article and more of something youโd find in a digital clearance bin next to …
Ad Nauseam: Sonic The Hedgehog #10
Welcome back to Ad Nauseam, where I once again dig through the glittery landfill of comic book advertisements like an archaeologist who majored in terrible decisions. If youโve ever wondered what life was like before ad targeting โdonโt worry, comic books already had you covered with full-page pitches for romance novels, forgotten sitcoms, and products …
Ad Nauseam: Green Goblin #1
Gather โround young and old, itโs time to recant faded and torn advertisements found between the pages of your favorite (and forgotten) comic book characters. While this character is simply not forgotten, this version certainly is. Itโs Green Goblin #1 released October 1995! The Green Goblin is what happens when your worst midlife crisis gets …
The Ninja Turtle Guide To Murder & Violence
Unfortunately we cannot be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Can we be teenagers? Definitely. Can we be mutants? Arguably. Turtles? I mean, spiritually. Ninjas? You bet your sweet bippy we can be ninjas. And who better to teach us than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themselves?! Well probably Master Splinter. But in 1986 Solson Publications took it upon themselves to release several …
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