Ad Nauseam: Sonic The Hedgehog #10

Welcome back to Ad Nauseam, where I once again dig through the glittery landfill of comic book advertisements like an archaeologist who majored in terrible decisions. If youโ€™ve ever wondered what life was like before ad targeting โ€”donโ€™t worry, comic books already had you covered with full-page pitches for romance novels, forgotten sitcoms, and products …

The Ninja Turtle Guide To Murder & Violence

Unfortunately we cannot be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Can we be teenagers? Definitely. Can we be mutants? Arguably. Turtles? I mean, spiritually. Ninjas? You bet your sweet bippy we can be ninjas. And who better to teach us than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themselves?! Well probably Master Splinter. But in 1986 Solson Publications took it upon themselves to release several …