Look! Up on the internet! It’s another installment of Ad Nauseam: tediously long articles where I take the form of an elderly man sharing his geeky recollections of “the good ‘ol days” that nobody asked to hear! It’s been a while since I buckled down to write one of these, so I figured my subject …
Marvel Projectors Action Figures!
In 1994 there were action figures that projected adventures from their chests and I just found out about it... As an adult, did you ever come across something in the toy aisle you just knew you'd love when you were a child? I ask because in my internet wanderings, I discovered ToyBiz's Marvel Comics Projectors …
Super Mario Happy Meal Toys
I bought a plastic sack of Super Mario toys for eight bucks so now I'm gonna write about that. I love Super Mario. I've spent decades playing through this plump plumber's adventures. And that's not just nostalgia speaking. Mario games have a history of being innovative, timeless, and fun. He's viewed as the Mickey Mouse …
A Mighty Morphin’ Autopsy
I dissected a 1993 Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger action figure and took pictures of it. That's it. That's what this is. If you're ready for this nonsense lets move forward... I purchased a set of original 1993 Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger figures for $15. Now, understand I did not want the set. I simply wanted the …
Ninja Turtles Electronic Pinball
Click to read my review of an itsy bitsy Ninja Turtles pinball machine! Also imagine a grown man posing his Michelangelo action figure several ways for the pictures in this article. It's not sad at all. Coin-a-bunga, dudes!

