Are toys as fun as they used to be? Would the modern kid rather have a touchscreen instead of a Stretch Armstrong? Years of experience as an expert man-child led me to realize that toys have sort of "grown up" alongside me. Trading "Glow In The Dark!" and "Oozing Action!" features for "collector friendly packaging" …
Night Bumps No. 57
It's a pro wrestling reference...sorry.
Taste My Sweets…
I was thinking about Halloween pails (as I usually do) and this idea sprung to mind. There's just something about a pumpkin pailed sultry skeleton man offering his head-candy that really gets me in the Halloween mood, y'know? I don't really take part in the whole #Drawtober schtick. I never really seen the point of …
Ad Nauseum: Magneto #2
Hey, I heard you guys like trash. Welcome to another installment of Ad Nauseum: a completely original idea where I look at old ads from childhood comic books and write about them as a means to escape an unfillable void! Let's wind the clocks back to December 1996, a time where Superman inexplicably had a …

