KANG THE CONQUEROR

KANG THE CONQUEROR HAS SEEN YOUR FUTURE AND HE LAUGHS. HE LAUGHS BECAUSE IT IS HUMOROUS TO HIM. BECAUSE YOUR FUTURE IS PEDANTIC AND UNIMPRESSIVE. BUT, AT LEAST, YOU MADE KANG THE CONQUEROR LAUGH. THEREFORE YOUR DEATH SHALL BE PAINLESS.

I Hate Mondaze

Selling stickers of everyone’s favorite Monday-loathing-fat-cat on the Etsy store. Be sure to grab one in a variety of sizes. Stick it where you please so people can say, “Hey, is that a Garfield sticker? Wait-is he melting? I don’t get it….”

Caution: Looped melting effect for advertising purposes. Hallucinogenic drugs not included with purchase.