In 1994 there were action figures that projected adventures from their chests and I just found out about it... As an adult, did you ever come across something in the toy aisle you just knew you'd love when you were a child? I ask because in my internet wanderings, I discovered ToyBiz's Marvel Comics Projectors …
Super Mario Happy Meal Toys
I bought a plastic sack of Super Mario toys for eight bucks so now I'm gonna write about that. I love Super Mario. I've spent decades playing through this plump plumber's adventures. And that's not just nostalgia speaking. Mario games have a history of being innovative, timeless, and fun. He's viewed as the Mickey Mouse …
A Mighty Morphin’ Autopsy
I dissected a 1993 Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger action figure and took pictures of it. That's it. That's what this is. If you're ready for this nonsense lets move forward... I purchased a set of original 1993 Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger figures for $15. Now, understand I did not want the set. I simply wanted the …
Ninja Turtles Electronic Pinball
Click to read my review of an itsy bitsy Ninja Turtles pinball machine! Also imagine a grown man posing his Michelangelo action figure several ways for the pictures in this article. It's not sad at all. Coin-a-bunga, dudes!
I Ate Ninja Turtles Kid Cuisine
I've yet to come across someone from my generation that doesn't know what Kid Cuisine is. Whether recalling the penguin mascot on the box or the icy blue plastic tray it came in, others recollections of it are surprisingly fond. And with so many iconic childhood brands going the way of the dodo, it's remarkable …

