Are you really here right now? You of all people? What are you doing here? Itโs been 20 months since the last installment of Ad Nauseam! Canโt you see it's over?! Its done. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE. TO FEEL RELIEFโฆin classic comic book fashionโฆIT RETURNSโฆ Once again, itโs that special time where …
Ad Nauseam: Mad Magazine #418
You can find previous โAd Nauseamโs here. Oh no, everyone, itโs Ad Nauseam! Articles in which I gaze back at ancient advertisements of youth, wonder where time has gone, and realize all the vapid gutter trash that was marketed into my tiny malleable eyeballs. Yes, Iโm still doing this. Sam Raimiโs Summer Blockbuster Spider-man turned …
Ad Nauseam: Star Wars Insider #38
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The mid-nineties represented a reawakening for the Star Wars brand. The trilogy was remastered and released into theaters to coincide with a home video release. Accompanying that, of course, were waves of marketing that made the original release blush. With enough new merchandise to pack a Deathstar and the flannel draped galaxy-master himself, George …
Ad Nauseam: Fangoria Spooky Spotlight
Welcome, my precious ghoulings, to a spooky edition of Ad Nauseam! As the Halloween season approaches, I ventured out from the usual comic confines and found frightening familiarity in Fangoria Horror Magazine! And thanks to my compulsive buying habits and decrepit interests, I couldnโt just keep to one issue either! Lucky you! First, some quick …
Ad Nauseam: Wizard Magazine #78
Look! Up on the internet! Itโs another installment of Ad Nauseam: tediously long articles where I take the form of an elderly man sharing his geeky recollections of โthe good โol daysโ that nobody asked to hear! Itโs been a while since I buckled down to write one of these, so I figured my subject …

