I was partaking in the mundane task of grocery shopping when something perked me out of my catatonic state of routine disinterest: right there in the middle of the dairy section was a themed display stocked with Keebler Beetlejuice cookies. A bevy of thoughts immediately entered my head all at once. Like when the Three …
Super Mario Happy Meal Toys
I bought a plastic sack of Super Mario toys for eight bucks so now I'm gonna write about that. I love Super Mario. I've spent decades playing through this plump plumber's adventures. And that's not just nostalgia speaking. Mario games have a history of being innovative, timeless, and fun. He's viewed as the Mickey Mouse …
Not Your Daddy’s Mario!
During slow times I'll usually create a photoshop file for doodles. Nothing in particular. Just whatever is on my mind. I started drawing Super Mario in a "Mike Mignola" style. That led to this fun little drawing. I made up a backstory of sometime shortly after the Super Mario Brothers movie there would be an …

