The Ninja Turtle Guide To Murder & Violence

Unfortunately we cannot be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Can we be teenagers? Definitely. Can we be mutants? Arguably. Turtles? I mean, spiritually. Ninjas? You bet your sweet bippy we can be ninjas. And who better to teach us than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themselves?! Well probably Master Splinter. But in 1986 Solson Publications took it upon themselves to release several …

Enter The Shredder

Pizza dude's got 30 seconds...more like 30 years, Mikey. That's how old the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film is this week. Feels like yesterday when I'd pop in the VHS, hear that Pizza Hut little league commercial, and know I was about to have a blast. I still quote the movie almost daily. It's …

How I Draw (Sometimes)…

Instead of simply posting a finish drawing, I decided to break it down in an informal "step-by-step" and how we got to the finish line, dudes and dudettes. I drew this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sketch using a Wacom Tablet and Photoshop. I worked on it the past two weeks, about maybe 40ish minutes per …

Ninja Turtles Electronic Pinball

Click to read my review of an itsy bitsy Ninja Turtles pinball machine! Also imagine a grown man posing his Michelangelo action figure several ways for the pictures in this article. It's not sad at all. Coin-a-bunga, dudes!