Look! Up on the internet! It’s another installment of Ad Nauseam: tediously long articles where I take the form of an elderly man sharing his geeky recollections of “the good ‘ol days” that nobody asked to hear! It’s been a while since I buckled down to write one of these, so I figured my subject …
Ad Nauseam: X-Men #60
Welcome back to my retrospective series of articles in which I sit in my dark apartment, listen to synthwave, and thumb through back issues in hopes of sparking shadowed memories of simpler times! An exciting Saturday night is finding a 24 year old advertisement for Dinosaur Eggs oatmeal. How can life possibly offer anything more? …
Ad Nauseam: Genetix #2
Welcome back to "the short end of the stick" when it comes to reading things on the internet. In this edition of Ad Nauseam I digitally scrape the bottom of the barrel with Genetix #2 published in November 1993! This is time you'll never get back, folks. Genetix follows the adventures of a superhero group of …
Ad Nauseam: Fantastic Force #2
Welcome back, Space Ranger, to another "stomping" edition of Ad Nauseam! It's the only article on the web published at 12:53 PM that features old comic ads likely forgotten for a reason written by someone with arrested development! Tonight we travel back to December 1994, a time where the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers ruled our …
Ad Nauseam: Nightwatch #4
Welcome back inside the nostalgic bubble that I'm afraid to leave because change can be scary. But I want you to know it's going to be okay because I have a Super Nintendo and a VCR. In this installment we travel back to July 1994 where we gaze at ads featured in between the pages of …

