KANG THE CONQUEROR

KANG THE CONQUEROR HAS SEEN YOUR FUTURE AND HE LAUGHS. HE LAUGHS BECAUSE IT IS HUMOROUS TO HIM. BECAUSE YOUR FUTURE IS PEDANTIC AND UNIMPRESSIVE. BUT, AT LEAST, YOU MADE KANG THE CONQUEROR LAUGH. THEREFORE YOUR DEATH SHALL BE PAINLESS.

SPACE-FACE

Time Spent: About 6 Hours Wear one, hang one, or stick one! Or do all three to show you want to believe! Been on an alien kick as of late. Nothing in particular, just everything in general. An often overlooked nook of pop culture in the 1990s, little green aliens were everywhere. I remember having …