You can find previous “Ad Nauseam”s here. Oh no, everyone, it’s Ad Nauseam! Articles in which I gaze back at ancient advertisements of youth, wonder where time has gone, and realize all the vapid gutter trash that was marketed into my tiny malleable eyeballs. Yes, I’m still doing this. Sam Raimi’s Summer Blockbuster Spider-man turned …
I Ate Ninja Turtles Kid Cuisine
I've yet to come across someone from my generation that doesn't know what Kid Cuisine is. Whether recalling the penguin mascot on the box or the icy blue plastic tray it came in, others recollections of it are surprisingly fond. And with so many iconic childhood brands going the way of the dodo, it's remarkable …
Ad Nauseam: X-Men #60
Welcome back to my retrospective series of articles in which I sit in my dark apartment, listen to synthwave, and thumb through back issues in hopes of sparking shadowed memories of simpler times! An exciting Saturday night is finding a 24 year old advertisement for Dinosaur Eggs oatmeal. How can life possibly offer anything more? …
Guide To Your Halfshell Hero
Took an idea I had of a Mega Man Blueprint piece I sold a couple years back and applied it to my favorite sewer dwelling teenage pizza eaters. You can now get a print of this at my store! If I ever have the energy (or time most likely) I'd love to do this for …

