Monthly Mutagen Podcast (PILOT)

In March 2020, TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles.com was looking to expand its media beyond articles and giveaways. One of the ideas thrown out was a podcast. Seeing as I was the only one that had a background in podcasting, I made a "pilot" episode based on the crew's suggestions. This podcast, "The Monthly Mutagen", is all on me...from …

I Hate Mondaze

Selling stickers of everyone's favorite Monday-loathing-fat-cat on the Etsy store. Be sure to grab one in a variety of sizes. Stick it where you please so people can say, "Hey, is that a Garfield sticker? Wait-is he melting? I don't get it...." Caution: Looped melting effect for advertising purposes. Hallucinogenic drugs not included with purchase.

Ad Nauseam: X-Men #60

Welcome back to my retrospective series of articles in which I sit in my dark apartment, listen to synthwave, and thumb through back issues in hopes of sparking shadowed memories of simpler times! An exciting Saturday night is finding a 24 year old advertisement for Dinosaur Eggs oatmeal. How can life possibly offer anything more? …