I was partaking in the mundane task of grocery shopping when something perked me out of my catatonic state of routine disinterest: right there in the middle of the dairy section was a themed display stocked with Keebler Beetlejuice cookies. A bevy of thoughts immediately entered my head all at once. Like when the Three …
Monthly Mutagen Podcast (PILOT)
In March 2020, TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles.com was looking to expand its media beyond articles and giveaways. One of the ideas thrown out was a podcast. Seeing as I was the only one that had a background in podcasting, I made a "pilot" episode based on the crew's suggestions. This podcast, "The Monthly Mutagen", is all on me...from …
Ninja Turtles: Shell Shocked!
Here’s my concept on a Ninja Turtle cartoon that would be aimed at children. Despite what fans say, I really enjoyed Nickelodeon’s Rise of TMNT for what it was. It was a departure from what we got previously within the fandom of the TMNT, but sometimes you need change in order for decades old characters …
I Hate Mondaze
Selling stickers of everyone's favorite Monday-loathing-fat-cat on the Etsy store. Be sure to grab one in a variety of sizes. Stick it where you please so people can say, "Hey, is that a Garfield sticker? Wait-is he melting? I don't get it...." Caution: Looped melting effect for advertising purposes. Hallucinogenic drugs not included with purchase.
Ad Nauseam: X-Men #60
Welcome back to my retrospective series of articles in which I sit in my dark apartment, listen to synthwave, and thumb through back issues in hopes of sparking shadowed memories of simpler times! An exciting Saturday night is finding a 24 year old advertisement for Dinosaur Eggs oatmeal. How can life possibly offer anything more? …

