You can find previous โAd Nauseamโs here. Oh no, everyone, itโs Ad Nauseam! Articles in which I gaze back at ancient advertisements of youth, wonder where time has gone, and realize all the vapid gutter trash that was marketed into my tiny malleable eyeballs. Yes, Iโm still doing this. Sam Raimiโs Summer Blockbuster Spider-man turned …
Monthly Mutagen Podcast (PILOT)
In March 2020, TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles.com was looking to expand its media beyond articles and giveaways. One of the ideas thrown out was a podcast. Seeing as I was the only one that had a background in podcasting, I made a "pilot" episode based on the crew's suggestions. This podcast, "The Monthly Mutagen", is all on me...from …
Ad Nauseam: Star Wars Insider #38
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The mid-nineties represented a reawakening for the Star Wars brand. The trilogy was remastered and released into theaters to coincide with a home video release. Accompanying that, of course, were waves of marketing that made the original release blush. With enough new merchandise to pack a Deathstar and the flannel draped galaxy-master himself, George …
Monster (Mash) Cereal
I was never a big โcereal kidโ growing up. I mean, Iโve certainly had my fair share of chomping the classics like Fruit Loops, Trix, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch (my personal favorite). But it was never a morning routine for me. When it comes to General Millโs classic Monster Cereals, would you believe I only …
Drugstore Halloween
This season, I decided to return to some of the drug stores that, unknowingly, made my Halloween a bit more magical. To haunt that seasonal aisle once again and document their spooky offerings in 2022.

