A local toy store I frequent had begun selling online for the first time due to COVID-19 impacting their business. Though nothing stood out to me at first, I decided that I really wanted to feel good about myself that day and let everyone know what an honorable saint I am. Craving that familiar dopamine …
Ad Nauseam: Fangoria Spooky Spotlight
Welcome, my precious ghoulings, to a spooky edition of Ad Nauseam! As the Halloween season approaches, I ventured out from the usual comic confines and found frightening familiarity in Fangoria Horror Magazine! And thanks to my compulsive buying habits and decrepit interests, I couldnโt just keep to one issue either! Lucky you! First, some quick …
Ad Nauseam: Wizard Magazine #78
Look! Up on the internet! Itโs another installment of Ad Nauseam: tediously long articles where I take the form of an elderly man sharing his geeky recollections of โthe good โol daysโ that nobody asked to hear! Itโs been a while since I buckled down to write one of these, so I figured my subject …
Super Mario Happy Meal Toys
I bought a plastic sack of Super Mario toys for eight bucks so now I'm gonna write about that. I love Super Mario. I've spent decades playing through this plump plumber's adventures. And that's not just nostalgia speaking. Mario games have a history of being innovative, timeless, and fun. He's viewed as the Mickey Mouse …
A Mighty Morphin’ Autopsy
I dissected a 1993 Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger action figure and took pictures of it. That's it. That's what this is. If you're ready for this nonsenseย lets move forward... I purchased a set of original 1993 Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger figures for $15. Now,ย understand I did not want the set.ย I simply wanted the …

