Pizza dude's got 30 seconds...more like 30 years, Mikey. That's how old the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film is this week. Feels like yesterday when I'd pop in the VHS, hear that Pizza Hut little league commercial, and know I was about to have a blast. I still quote the movie almost daily. It's …
Most Ghost No. 2
Most Ghost No. 1
Super Mario Happy Meal Toys
I bought a plastic sack of Super Mario toys for eight bucks so now I'm gonna write about that. I love Super Mario. I've spent decades playing through this plump plumber's adventures. And that's not just nostalgia speaking. Mario games have a history of being innovative, timeless, and fun. He's viewed as the Mickey Mouse …

