The Ninja Turtle Guide To Murder & Violence

Unfortunately we cannot be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Can we be teenagers? Definitely. Can we be mutants? Arguably. Turtles? I mean, spiritually. Ninjas? You bet your sweet bippy we can be ninjas. And who better to teach us than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themselves?! Well probably Master Splinter. But in 1986 Solson Publications took it upon themselves to release several …

Ad Nauseam: WWF BATTLEMANIA #1ย 

Well let me tell you somethinโ€™, BROTHER! Ad Nauseam is back and bigger than ever, dude! Iโ€™m grabbinโ€™ comic books by the neck and lifting them above my head to the screams of 10,000 Ad-a-manics. Iโ€™m crackinโ€™ these guys open and pulling out some crunchy pages of pure consumer capitalism, JACK! Weโ€™re talkinโ€™ toys, video …

Summer of Superman

You guys see that? Up in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, Itโ€™s SUPERMAN.  This summer marks the return of Superman in his first solo film since 2013โ€™s Man of Steel. And, judging by the previews, optimism, humor, and f***ing color is coming with him. Love him or not, Superman …