KANG THE CONQUEROR

KANG THE CONQUEROR HAS SEEN YOUR FUTURE AND HE LAUGHS. HE LAUGHS BECAUSE IT IS HUMOROUS TO HIM. BECAUSE YOUR FUTURE IS PEDANTIC AND UNIMPRESSIVE. BUT, AT LEAST, YOU MADE KANG THE CONQUEROR LAUGH. THEREFORE YOUR DEATH SHALL BE PAINLESS.

SPACE-FACE

Time Spent: About 6 Hours Wear one, hang one, or stick one! Or do all three to show you want to believe! Been on an alien kick as of late. Nothing in particular, just everything in general. An often overlooked nook of pop culture in the 1990s, little green aliens were everywhere. I remember having …

BARTFIELD

Time Spent: Little over 4 hours. It's not just Bart Simpson. It's not just Garfield. It's both pop culture icons coming together in one hideous mutant monstrosity. And you can purchase Bartfield to hang on your wall or stick onto your favorite things to let everyone know you're a real sick weirdo. "Don't have a …