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Welcome back to another dated and musty edition of Ad Nauseam! The only series of articles on the internet dedicated to digging through comic book advertisements for the sole purpose of directionless rambling disguised as “informative” nostalgia. It’s less an informative article and more of something you’d find in a digital clearance bin next to …
Welcome back to Ad Nauseam, where I once again dig through the glittery landfill of comic book advertisements like an archaeologist who majored in terrible decisions. If you’ve ever wondered what life was like before ad targeting —don’t worry, comic books already had you covered with full-page pitches for romance novels, forgotten sitcoms, and products …
Unfortunately we cannot be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Can we be teenagers? Definitely. Can we be mutants? Arguably. Turtles? I mean, spiritually. Ninjas? You bet your sweet bippy we can be ninjas. And who better to teach us than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themselves?! Well probably Master Splinter. But in 1986 Solson Publications took it upon themselves to release several …
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You guys see that? Up in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, It’s SUPERMAN. This summer marks the return of Superman in his first solo film since 2013’s Man of Steel. And, judging by the previews, optimism, humor, and f***ing color is coming with him. Love him or not, Superman …
Spider-man’s iconic black suit not only began as fan-fiction; but was created in my own backyard… It goes without saying, but Spider-man is one of the most recognizable and popular fictional characters of modern times. Aside from the practical life lessons Spider-man’s tales teach us, he simply has one of best designed costumes of any …
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