Welcome back to another dated and musty edition of Ad Nauseam! The only series of articles on the internet dedicated to digging through comic book advertisements for the sole purpose of directionless rambling disguised as โinformativeโ nostalgia. Itโs less an informative article and more of something youโd find in a digital clearance bin next to …
Ad Nauseam: Sonic The Hedgehog #10
Welcome back to Ad Nauseam, where I once again dig through the glittery landfill of comic book advertisements like an archaeologist who majored in terrible decisions. If youโve ever wondered what life was like before ad targeting โdonโt worry, comic books already had you covered with full-page pitches for romance novels, forgotten sitcoms, and products …
Ad Nauseam: Green Goblin #1
Gather โround young and old, itโs time to recant faded and torn advertisements found between the pages of your favorite (and forgotten) comic book characters. While this character is simply not forgotten, this version certainly is. Itโs Green Goblin #1 released October 1995! The Green Goblin is what happens when your worst midlife crisis gets …
Ad Nauseam: WWF BATTLEMANIA #1ย
Well let me tell you somethinโ, BROTHER! Ad Nauseam is back and bigger than ever, dude! Iโm grabbinโ comic books by the neck and lifting them above my head to the screams of 10,000 Ad-a-manics. Iโm crackinโ these guys open and pulling out some crunchy pages of pure consumer capitalism, JACK! Weโre talkinโ toys, video …
Why Is Beetlejuice a Thing?
I was partaking in the mundane task of grocery shopping when something perked me out of my catatonic state of routine disinterest: right there in the middle of the dairy section was a themed display stocked with Keebler Beetlejuice cookies. A bevy of thoughts immediately entered my head all at once. Like when the Three …

