Welcome back to Ad Nauseam, where I once again dig through the glittery landfill of comic book advertisements like an archaeologist who majored in terrible decisions. If youโve ever wondered what life was like before ad targeting โdonโt worry, comic books already had you covered with full-page pitches for romance novels, forgotten sitcoms, and products …
Ad Nauseam: Green Goblin #1
Gather โround young and old, itโs time to recant faded and torn advertisements found between the pages of your favorite (and forgotten) comic book characters. While this character is simply not forgotten, this version certainly is. Itโs Green Goblin #1 released October 1995! The Green Goblin is what happens when your worst midlife crisis gets …
Ad Nauseam: Ultimate Spider-man #4
Youโre not going to believe this, but, it seems thereโs been a sort of mishap in regards to the current edition of Ad Nauseum. Weโre not heading back to the 1990s to reminisce in the murky nostalgic mirth of discontinued candy, cereal, and action figures. No, my friends, for it is a new millennium! With …
Ad Nauseam: Wizard Magazine #78
Look! Up on the internet! Itโs another installment of Ad Nauseam: tediously long articles where I take the form of an elderly man sharing his geeky recollections of โthe good โol daysโ that nobody asked to hear! Itโs been a while since I buckled down to write one of these, so I figured my subject …

