A local toy store I frequent had begun selling online for the first time due to COVID-19 impacting their business. Though nothing stood out to me at first, I decided that I really wanted to feel good about myself that day and let everyone know what an honorable saint I am. Craving that familiar dopamine …
Marvel Projectors Action Figures!
In 1994 there were action figures that projected adventures from their chests and I just found out about it... As an adult, did you ever come across something in the toy aisle you just knew you'd love when you were a child? I ask because in my internet wanderings, I discovered ToyBiz's Marvel Comics Projectors …
Super Mario Happy Meal Toys
I bought a plastic sack of Super Mario toys for eight bucks so now I'm gonna write about that. I love Super Mario. I've spent decades playing through this plump plumber's adventures. And that's not just nostalgia speaking. Mario games have a history of being innovative, timeless, and fun. He's viewed as the Mickey Mouse …
A Mighty Morphin’ Autopsy
I dissected a 1993 Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger action figure and took pictures of it. That's it. That's what this is. If you're ready for this nonsense lets move forward... I purchased a set of original 1993 Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger figures for $15. Now, understand I did not want the set. I simply wanted the …
Ninja Turtles Electronic Pinball
Click to read my review of an itsy bitsy Ninja Turtles pinball machine! Also imagine a grown man posing his Michelangelo action figure several ways for the pictures in this article. It's not sad at all. Coin-a-bunga, dudes!

