Welcome back to Ad Nauseam, where I once again dig through the glittery landfill of comic book advertisements like an archaeologist who majored in terrible decisions. If youโve ever wondered what life was like before ad targeting โdonโt worry, comic books already had you covered with full-page pitches for romance novels, forgotten sitcoms, and products …
Ad Nauseam: Green Goblin #1
Gather โround young and old, itโs time to recant faded and torn advertisements found between the pages of your favorite (and forgotten) comic book characters. While this character is simply not forgotten, this version certainly is. Itโs Green Goblin #1 released October 1995! The Green Goblin is what happens when your worst midlife crisis gets …
Ad Nauseam: Spider-man Magazine #8
Are you really here right now? You of all people? What are you doing here? Itโs been 20 months since the last installment of Ad Nauseam! Canโt you see it's over?! Its done. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE. TO FEEL RELIEFโฆin classic comic book fashionโฆIT RETURNSโฆ Once again, itโs that special time where …
Ad Nauseam: Mad Magazine #418
You can find previous โAd Nauseamโs here. Oh no, everyone, itโs Ad Nauseam! Articles in which I gaze back at ancient advertisements of youth, wonder where time has gone, and realize all the vapid gutter trash that was marketed into my tiny malleable eyeballs. Yes, Iโm still doing this. Sam Raimiโs Summer Blockbuster Spider-man turned …
Ad Nauseam: Star Wars Insider #38
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The mid-nineties represented a reawakening for the Star Wars brand. The trilogy was remastered and released into theaters to coincide with a home video release. Accompanying that, of course, were waves of marketing that made the original release blush. With enough new merchandise to pack a Deathstar and the flannel draped galaxy-master himself, George …

