There was a timeโbefore algorithms, pop-ups, and corporations selling your private dataโwhen advertising lived peacefully inside comic books, wedged between superheroes and dubious moral lessons. These ads promised you could become wildly popular, inhale the newest sugary snack trash, or become the proud owner of a sea-monkey empire, all for a money order and handwritten …
Why Is Beetlejuice a Thing?
I was partaking in the mundane task of grocery shopping when something perked me out of my catatonic state of routine disinterest: right there in the middle of the dairy section was a themed display stocked with Keebler Beetlejuice cookies. A bevy of thoughts immediately entered my head all at once. Like when the Three …
Monthly Mutagen Podcast (PILOT)
In March 2020, TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles.com was looking to expand its media beyond articles and giveaways. One of the ideas thrown out was a podcast. Seeing as I was the only one that had a background in podcasting, I made a "pilot" episode based on the crew's suggestions. This podcast, "The Monthly Mutagen", is all on me...from …
Ninja Turtles: Shell Shocked!
Hereโs my concept on a Ninja Turtle cartoon that would be aimed at children. Despite what fans say, I really enjoyed Nickelodeonโs Rise of TMNT for what it was. It was a departure from what we got previously within the fandom of the TMNT, but sometimes you need change in order for decades old characters …
I Hate Mondaze
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